Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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your life

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Pianca going ham

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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