What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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knock knock come in

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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