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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A black man killed someone

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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