Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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This is not a joke.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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