What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Dead babies.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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gays

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Well, this is fun.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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