Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What time is it? 10:58

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

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