what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Miscarriages.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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if it's friday, it must be China

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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