IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Knock Knock. Go away!

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

arse

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Brittney Spears

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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