- Anti Joke

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Well, this is fun.

Miscarriages.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Knock Knock Come in.

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black people. that is all...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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