Dead babies.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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