What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Well, this is fun.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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