One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What did the mole say? Nothing

your all shit at jokes

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Women's rights.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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