Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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