What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Brittney Spears

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Baseball

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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knock knock come in

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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25

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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