I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Covietz has a large penis

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Miscarriages.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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