- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

That's what he said.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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