Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Brittney Spears

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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