A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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