- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Herman Cain

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

amy copied adams haircut :0

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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