- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

The jets are a good team..

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beiber i straight

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

sixty....eight.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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