What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Black Poeple

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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