- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

. Deez nuts Ok

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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