- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

where's waldo? in a picture book.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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