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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

I am black.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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