A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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This joke isnt funny.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Womens rights.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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hi bye

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Thumbs this up

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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