- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

GRAAAAAAAR.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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