How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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