A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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