Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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