Sea World Japan.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Women's rights

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Herman Cain

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Oliver's friends

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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