- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

I love boobs

A bar walks into your mother.

minorities

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Nickelback

womans rights

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

a horse walks into a barn

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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