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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

The geese of Growmore

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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