Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Kate

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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