Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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