Benevolent villain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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