- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

A homeless person dies.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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