I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Covietz has a large penis

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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