Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A baby seal walks into a club

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Robin, get in the car.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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