- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

A homeless person dies.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This is not Will Smith.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Guess what? Chicken butt

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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