A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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your life

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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