Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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