What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A fish walks into a bar

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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