Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Goat balls.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Womens rights

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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