- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

corey is a nipplepotomus

God is religiously proven to be real

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Baseball

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

. Deez nuts Ok

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why were corners made? For crying.

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