The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Dear John,

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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This is not a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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barack osama

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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suck my dick.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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