Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Kate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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