- Anti Joke

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

your life

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

a banana

did you ever see a butter fly?

DERP

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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arse

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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