- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

That's what he said.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Women's rights

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Sea World Japan.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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