Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Herman Cain

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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