Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Penis

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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anus soup

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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