- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Three men walked into a metal pole

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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