- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

I like to eat.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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