What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Obamacare!

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

A homeless person dies.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This is not Will Smith.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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