What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A baby seal walks into a club

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