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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA gargle" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."runs JOKES KILL >:}

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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