Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Hi poop!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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