Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

amy copied adams haircut :0

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Freedom of Speech

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

An Irishman stays home

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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