Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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gays

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

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