- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Small breasts.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A homeless person dies.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Indeed.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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