What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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steves legs

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Covietz has a large penis

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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pubic lice.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock! Yes?

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The chicken crossed the road.

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