I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Hello world

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Women Drivers.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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