- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A fat man buys a salad

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

corey is a nipplepotomus

God is religiously proven to be real

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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