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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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