An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Dead babies.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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minorities

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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jack shine has boobs

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Anti Joke

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