A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Whats long and hard? a pole

Child Prostitution.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Brett Farve

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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