Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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SPAMS!!!

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Black Poeple

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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