Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Punchline.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

steves legs

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

The jets are a good team..

Well, this is fun.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

gays

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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