What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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this website...

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Shit.

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a banana

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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