- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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