What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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69

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Bing

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PENIS

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why did the man die? he got shot

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Benevolent villain.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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