A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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