What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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