A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

gay marriage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

hi my name is? joe

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Come in

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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