Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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This is not a joke.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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