Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Josh kissing a girl

Women's rights

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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