- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

alcoholism kills

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Haha pizza

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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