What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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