- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

I like to eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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