Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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haha.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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I dislike old people.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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