Jews for Jesus

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

If life hands you lemons Take them

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

So one time this woman was learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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