- Anti Joke

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

A scottish man having fun

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Well, this is fun.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Three men walked into a metal pole

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Knock knock! Yes?

The chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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