A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What what In the butt

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Women's rights.

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An Irishman stays home

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Oliver's friends

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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