A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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johann grayson being liked

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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cheese

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Punchline.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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jack shine has boobs

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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steves legs

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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