What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Obamacare!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

A homeless person dies.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

9:11 make a wish

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

This is not Will Smith.

SAY

Guess what? Chicken butt

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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