That's what he said.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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anus soup

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Women's Golf

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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