where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Anti Joke

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