- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

a horse walks into a barn

Women's rights

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

blubber vaginass CC

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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