- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Your mum is dead

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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