- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Jewish People

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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