A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Hi poop!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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