Robin, get in the car.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Brittney Spears

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

the WNBA

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

The jets are a good team..

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

beiber i straight

A black succeeds

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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