Dead babies.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Exactly what?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

God is religiously proven to be real

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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the WNBA

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's 6 + 9? 15.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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