You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Kate

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A black man killed someone

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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I like to eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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