A man walks into a bar.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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