- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

i have 2 penises

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Guess what? Chicken butt

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why Because

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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