Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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The geese of Growmore

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Child Prostitution.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Slavery

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fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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