A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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gays

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arse

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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