How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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hi bye

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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