- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

This is not Will Smith.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Penis

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Dead babies.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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