Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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I like to eat.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Brett Farve

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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