A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Women's rights

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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