What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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