A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Penis

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What does a man like. food.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Benevolent villain.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A van drives into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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