A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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i am predestal

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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I won the game.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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jokes r dumb

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

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