What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Aodhan Hearty

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Baseball

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

The jets are a good team..

Dallas Cowboys

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

The chicken crossed the road.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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