- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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