wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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