What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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a banana

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Slavery

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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